I’ve watched ‘Master of Disguise’ a few times now, and I’ve
noticed a lot of illuminati symbolism in it, which I’d like to detail
here. It was released a few years ago, had a short run, and can now be found
in just about any video store. It’s a comedy that involves the ‘Disguisie’,
a family endowed with the ability to change their appearance. Does that ring
any bells?
The most striking thing you will notice upon first viewing this film, which
I must admit I find rather amusing, is the prevalence of the all-seeing eye
in a triangle, a traditional shorthand for mysticism. Of course, this is also
commonly associated with Freemasonry and the Illuminati.
The eye is used for interstitial cut-scenes, as a transition from one scene
to the next. It also appears on a coin or medallion, and on the Disguisie’s
sacred pop-up book. I don’t think I need to delve into the history of
this particular piece of symbolism, but its presence should pique your interest
if you follow esoteric lore.
Naturally, the plot involves a villain who seeks some sort of world domination.
As ‘Pistachio’, the hero-protagonist, seeks to rescue his Disguisie
father, he makes an appearance at an exclusive men’s club, The Turtle
Club.
It is here that connections begin to be made in the mind of alert viewers. Pistachio
gains entrance by dressing in a green rounded suit, giving him the appearance
of a turtle, replete with bald head and pointed upper lip. In other words, Pistachio
is transformed into a reptile.
Furthermore, Pistachio delivers a line that can give one pause: “Am I
not turtle enough for the Turtle Club?” he asks, alluding to either reptilian
bloodlines, or the exclusivity of elite groups such as Bohemian Grove.
The theme song is done by Deadeye Dick, who hail from the voodoo capital of
New Orleans, Louisiana. Deadeye Dick penned “New Age Girl” several
years previous, and this song is, musically, a rehash of that successful formula.
If you listen closely to the chorus, at times, instead of hearing “He’s
the master of disguise”, they sing, “He’s the master of all
lies”.
Dana Carvey, known best for his blasphemous ‘Church Lady’ character,
has a rather interesting sibling. His engineer brother Brad is a citizen of
New Mexico, home of many places such as Dulce, long believed to be a hive of
alien/reptilian activity.
Brad, as it is known to many, got his start at Lockheed, before moving to Sandia
Labs, two places also associated with such things. He later did engineering
work for Newtek, whose early graphics for the Video Toaster also featured an
all-seeing eye. When you put these facts together, the illuminati/Masonic intent
of this film becomes clear.
The Kicker
I was totally jerking your chain. There doesn’t appear to be any such
subtext to Master of Disguise. It’s a fairly fun romp that is mainly a
showcase for Dana’s many wacky characters, and he plays the part with
typical aplomb.
I wrote this piece to show how fuzzy, non-critical thinking, and the twisting
of a few basic facts can lead to outlandish conclusions. The only thing I actually
fudged in this essay was the bit about the lyrics of the theme song. The rest
is true, if essentially meaningless. But I wanted to illustrate how things can
be taken out of context and create a mythology on their own. Fortunetellers
also use an all-seeing eye to identify themselves. Are we to believe all gypsies
are part of some New World Order, also?
I don’t know Dana, but his brother Brad is one of the coolest, nicest
people I have ever known. As near as I can tell, they have nothing to do with
reptilians, aliens, blood rituals or anything else. Brad is a brilliant engineer,
and Dana is an accomplished comedic actor, and nothing more.
Or is that just what I want you to believe?
