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Allow myself to introduce...myself. Call me, oh, Jim. I live in Los Angeles, California and I'm a drug dealer and pimp. Need some coke? Heroin? DMT? A sixteen year-old virgin? I procure those items for my customers on a daily basis. And most if not all of my customers are in the movie industry. And that is where I get my information. So, while some of it may be drug-addled and confused, there's also a certain honesty that comes with altered states. (Note to law enforcement agencies: I am not the webmaster/editor of this site, that person resides in Louisiana and is otherwise unconnected to my actvities.) Having gotten that out of the way, here is a 2005 scorecard of my news, rumours and predictions.

Ok, so technically, I get an 'F', but this scorecard is mainly based on IMDB.com, since I feel most film fans trust that site implicitly. Several more are in the works, but have not reached the stage where they are common knowledge.

2006

(Sorry, did a little jail time. A word of advice: don't deal to Robert Downey, jr.)

April 17, 2006 - Most people don't know that this fall's "Over The Hedge" is the big-screen adaptation of TV's "The Get-Along Gang". | Fans of the TV show Charmed should be happy to know that there will be a single Charmed movie later this year.

January 21, 2006 - More on Evil Dead 4. It will closely follow the plotline of the excellent Evil Dead: Resurrection video game. | A "Repo Man 3" script is being written. Nevermind that there was no "Repo Man 2".

2004-2005

December 11, 2005 - Hi I don't think this is particularly juicy, but the "Something Else" Peter Jackson will be directing is an adaptation of the book "The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold. Cheers, Proud New Zealander and Peter Jackson fan. (From Bill and Ted and Carol and Alice apparently all live together.) | I forgot to mention Peter Jackson's "Halo" movie. But it will probably be horrible.

December 3, 2005 - EXCLUSIVE! Roland concept art from the Gunslinger movie! Diehard fans will have a few problems with the way he looks. | After King Kong, The Hobbit. After the Hobbit, Something Else. After Something Else? Peter Jackson will produce "The Color of Magic", the first of Terry Pratchett's beloved Discworld books.

November 12, 2005 - Is the world ready for "The Big Lebowski 2: Lost in Las Vegas"? "Everville", Clive Barker's follow-up to "Great and Secret Show" will go into production to coincide with the release of the third book in the trilogy. In other words, ten years from now.

August 17, 2005 - John Woo To Direct Wu Movie. Clive Barker's "Great and Secret Show" has been optioned by Universal.

July 10, 2005 - George Lucas has optioned Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon and Snow Crash. Again with the _Birdman_: Quentin Tarantino so enjoyed directing CSI: Las Vegas that he'd like to do more TV work. He's looking at current sitcoms that could be twisted to his unique vision, and is even considering a mini-series based on his screenplay for the film _From Dusk Till Dawn_.

June 26, 2005 - Since the 2003 release of _Toolbox Murders_ it seems like Tobe Hooper (_Texas Chain Saw Massacre_) is ready to give up TV sitcoms and horror anthologies and return to film-making. Your Inciter has confirmed that talks are ongoing between Hooper and zombie master George Romero (_Land Of The Dead_) to collaborate on a remake of Hooper's 1985 classic, _Lifeforce_. If Romero's _Land Of The Dead_ performs as expected at the box office, his funding problems may be over. (From our underscore-happy west coast correspondent Jet Li Harvey Birdman). Bug-eyed goth freaks rejoice! Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere" is coming to a theater near you. Next year.

May 1, 2005 - Thankfully, there will be no Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy sequels.

April 26, 2005 - A Micronauts Movie! - Such a fine line between generations, eh? Transformers bad, Miconauts good.

April 16, 2005 - Rapper MC Ren is set to play T'Challa in the movie version of the comic Black Panther, from Universal. | Is the world ready for Napoleon Dynamite 2? The entire cast is returning. In the meantime, get the action figures. | Enthused by the success of Metallica's "Some Kind Of Monster", Jewish thrash act Slayer are resurrecting their feature-length horror movie "Face The Slayer".

April 9, 2005 - Oh, joy. A Transformers movie...

March 22, 2005 - Bruce Campbell, fresh from his soon-to-be television hit Alien Apocalypse, will star in "Tarnsman of Gor", the first in a series of films based on the novels by John Norman.

February 14, 2005- TWO Cheech and Chong movies?

February 12, 2005 - "Wasted Years" mixes live action and animation to tell the story of an 80s teen going mad, featuring mascot "Eddie". Yes, it's an Iron Maiden movie, loosely based on "Still Life" from 'Piece of Mind'. The best part is, only old Iron Maiden tunes will be used.

February 12, 2005 - Finally, a movie worth seeing: "We Jam Econo", the story of punk band The Minutemen.

January 8, 2005 - Vs. Superman. A Scanner Darkly stills.

January 8, 2005 - Sharon Stone's Snatch vs The Six Million Dollar Man.

January 8, 2005 - Quentin Tarantino has another project in the works. He's bet purported boy toy George Clooney "a handjob" that he can make Hildegard of Bingen a household name in 2006 with a feature film about her life.

December 23, 2004 - Call of Cthulu - The Musical! Ok, not really a musical.

December 18, 2004 - William Gibson's 'Neuromancer' is finally being made into a film...finally.

December 18, 2004 - Slick Rick will star in 'A Children's Story', to be directed by Roman Polanski. | Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End" will be made into a feature film to be released in 2007. | "Desperation", the once-filmed Stephen King movie is being reshot and reedited for release.

December 11, 2004 - Pulp Fiction 2 is coming. Tarantino is said to be "looking for a challenge". This film will include ALL of the original cast, and focus on events both before and after the original Pulp Fiction.

December 9, 2004 - A Babylon 5 movie? You geek...

December 7, 2004 - Depite being a really bad idea, the Doom movie is still in production. | Kingpin 2? I wonder if it will have another bull semen drinking scene? | The Beastie Boys' movie 'Scared Stupid' is back from the dead after 15 years in limbo. It will feature a cameo by Mike Watt (Minutemen/Firehose) and some footage from the late Ricky Powell. UPDATE: Ricky Powell lives! That will make the film a lot easier to put together, I think.

December 5, 2004 - Toy Story 3? Yes. Pixar? Probably not.

December 4, 2004 - Confirmed: Indiana Jones IV. The Tenacious D movie "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny" has been pushed back to summer 2005, due to the fact that the film is very ambitious and costly in its current incarnation. Early readers of the script also deemed it 'too cerebral'.

December 3, 2004 - Ayn Rand's epic novel 'Atlas Shrugged' will finally be translated into film form. It will be brought to the silver screen in three parts, the second consisting almost entirely of a speech by Hank Reardon. UPDATE: The speech is by John Galt, not Hank Reardon.

December 2, 2004 - The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers cartoon is now a reality. John Goodman has been cast as Fat Freddy Freak, and Steve Buscemi as Phineas Freak, and it will be animated by Ralph Bakshi.

Update: The Bolex Brothers are doing this film, not Bakshi.

December 1, 2004 - "Cunt: The Traci Lords Story" is being passed around Hollywood, much as she herself was. It will probably undergo a title change before the final release.

November 30, 2004 - Yeah, baby! Piers Anthony's "On A Pale Horse" is slated for a December 2005 film release with Kevin Bacon.

November 30, 2004 - More Philip K. Dick News: "Counterclock World" will come to the big screen next year, with cinematography by Spike Jonez of "Being John Malkovich" and "Adaptation" fame.

November 29, 2004 - Evil Dead 4? Looks like it's go time for Ash.

November 28, 2004 - "Meg: A Novel Of Deep Terror" is back in production again, with Steven Spielberg AND James Cameron manning the helm.

November 27, 2004 - Philip K. Dick fans will rejoice at the news that a "Man in the High Castle" film will be produced, with filming due to start in 2006.

November 26, 2004 - Stephen King has started pre-production on the Gunslinger series of movies. King will play himself in this 21 picture epic, and will film his parts first, before he gets hit by another van and dies or something. It's not like he'll be busy writing or anything.

November 26, 2004 - Listen to "Stars In My Pocket Like Grains of Sand", a song that will NOT be on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy soundtrack, due to failed negotiations. It does have HHGTTG references, though.